Mary Poem – Animal Poem – Animal Poem in English

Mary Poem – Animal Poem

Mary Poem

Mary had a plastic duck,
She had no little lamb,
But mary didn’t give a fuck,
Knew nursery rhymes were spam.

Mary loved her plastic duck,
Which followed where she went,
It’s little plastic beak she would suck.
She thought it… heaven sent.

One day though mary took duck out.
Knew folk were at the ham
‘where is its wool?’ she’d hear them shout.
Her reply ‘It is no lamb!’.

Old McDonald, he has lambs,
As does little Bo Peep,
Go look them up! (she tried stay calm),
Mary hated fucking sheep!


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